Leapdragon 2016 - Aron Hsiao Was Here

Will someone please tie Alan…  §

Will someone please tie Alan Keys up and bitch-slap him for several hours? Maybe even film it and send it to me so that I can watch it, a kind of liberal guy’s hardcore porn? I’d appreciate it. Oh, and while you’re at it, please tattoo “I Malcolm X” on his forehead. Thanks.

Oh, and to the person who decided to give him a television show: you’re first against the wall when the revolution comes. And no last meal, either.