American culture is a strange, repressive, embarrased one.
And me, I am fond of chemicals. Given a chance, I will dissolve myself completely. Synthetic poison, I am your boy.
I’ve been the fool too many times to ever go out on a limb first again. Life is stupid.
I know what I want!
I want to spend the whole fucking evening, the next eight hours, watching Northern Exposure (with ads) and drinking a 24-pack of Cornoa Light.
Yes, Corona Light. Shut the fuck up!
And don’t call me a hypocrite, either!
I mean, life is complicated, like me!