Leapdragon 2016 - Aron Hsiao Was Here

trying to destroy body  §

Right now, in me, since 8.00 PM (i.e. last 6 hrs.) there is:

– An entire 12-pack of Fosters Beer
– Three cans of Riebenbach 5.8% Ale
– More than half a bottle (~400ml) Gilbey’s Gin
– The last (~100ml) of my Alandia Strong 68 Absinthe
– Five Djarum Black Clove Cigarettes
– Two Swisher Sweets Cigars
– An entire pack of American Spirit Lights
– Two 24 oz. Rock Star Energy Drinks
– Six Pseudoephedrine Hydrochloride 60mg tablets

Why the hell am I still conscious and still typing 100wpm, and what can I do to fix that?
Do I have to take a bat to my head or climb into the oven and set it to broil?
Please, just let me fucking escape from all of this already!
What magic does it take to render oneself unconscious?

Oh, for the good old days of crystal + demerol.
Time to hit the street.