1. Think my talking on a mobile phone is rude? Well FUCK YOU.
(apparently you have failed to demand my attention)
2. Think I take too much initiative? It’s YOUR FAULT for hiring a HIGH-IQ LOOSE CANNON like me.
(it seems you couldn’t see through my manipulation)
3. Think I drive too fast? GET OUT OF MY FUCKING WAY YOU OCTOGENARIAN.
(your fear indicates your unfitness to drive)
4. Think I drive too slow? GO THE FUCK AROUND ME.
(figure this out or stay off the road)
5. Think I’m gonna follow your lead? Tell me WHERE IT GOES first.
(since you can’t lead me, watch me lead you)
6. Think I won’t have the balls to tell you off? FUCK OFF & DIE, BITCH!
(stand up and be counted or disappear)
7. Think I’m too brash? I HAVE SIX BOOKS, THREE DEGREES, and BETTER LOOKS THAN YOU.
(what have you got, and for how long?)
8. Think I ask too much? YOU DELIVER TOO FUCKING LITTLE.
(impress me or go, I am not your keeper)
Z. So FUCK YOU.
(ha I win)
I will whoop your ass any way you care to name. I am genetically superior, unlike Hitler. I have fat biceps and a fat mind. I am the will of the people and the mind of the saints. I am the resurrection. Bow, bow, bow, and while you’re at it, watch yourself lose to me, like so many have done before.