This is what all Americans must know. We are going to attack Iran. We are going to launch the first unilaterlal nuclear strike in the history of the world. It is the United States who will start World War III, not the Soviets or the Chinese as we’ve always claimed. And we will have done it by electing a president who firmly believes that he was sent by God as a quasi-messianic figure whose job is to start World War III and the nuclear holocaust in order to bring Christ back and hasten the arrival of judgment day.
It’s like something out of a bizarre children’s horror novel, only it’s real, and the crazy super-criminal with an insane, magic-inspired plot to destroy the world is the president of the world’s only superpower.