What I need in my life is fewer women. Every problem I have ever had, and every misery I have ever felt has been due to women. Women make me miserable. Women make me behave badly. Women have hurt my health more than any other single factor, my finances more than any other single factor, and my education more than any other single factor.
Women make me very unhappy.
And now of course since I posted this half of the women in my life have come out of the woodwork to tell me what an asshole I am, despite the number of times I’ve heard them complain about men.