Leapdragon 2016 - Aron Hsiao Was Here

Friday morning at camp VX  §

Today I derive stupid pleasure from squatting here late and pantsless as if I didn’t have to go to work at all. Take that, you lot, I look a fool and I’m not even on time. Hahahahaha, grrrr, got you all good.

Things:

– The Internet represents the triumph of the aphorism over other text forms
– Every individual suffers from one or two basic flaws; these never, ever change
– Time spent in employment is a greater loss than the same spent freelancing
– Socks are emasculating, but so is wearing shoes without them
– Perhaps feet are simply emasculating
– It is now almost three years since I was last a union member
– Human blood has an inexpensive look to it, when you see it in isolation
– A clock’s hands are required to jump-start time
– No pain, no gain

I’m late.