Leapdragon 2016 - Aron Hsiao Was Here

I could not possibly  §

be more confused. Not even if I tried. Not even if I put my head in a steam press after drinking a six pack of beer and staring into the eyes of the Amazing Kreskin.

I am at a loss.

I am totally out of sorts.

I am backward and forward, upside down and downside up, and all at the same time.