…at The Onion. Makes you think. Hard.
But there are things that can make a person think even harder. Spread the word.
Meanwhile, I’m getting tired of writing and calling senators and congresspeople. And I’m sure they’re tired of hearing from me. Maybe it would be easier if we just rose up as a population and guillotined them all. I don’t have the skills or time necessary to knit several hundred names into a scarf or anything, but I’m sure we could call that a formality and skip it, just this once.
Behind the scenes: Bush Sr. & co. step in.